PsychoBlonde wrote:Evil Paparazzi? Isn't that a bit redundant? What do they do, chase you in cars until you crash and then BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE?
Paparazzi sell their pix to rags like The National Enquirer. EVIL
paparazzi sell their pix to The National Interrogator. Though normal paparazzi may be evil, that is a tremendous difference from EVIL
PsychoBlonde wrote:Heh, I'm glad I got in on the Innocent Curiosity part . . . I don't need orbital saturation bombing of hyper-velocity kittens.
I'm also planning on using Goodtremere as a possible ammunition payload. Since he apparently regenerates, that means I'll have an unlimited source of ammo! Genius!
Kraah wrote:... oh no! I forgot to evacuate the swedish bikini team! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?
Obviously, one of my surgeons must have taken it upon themselves to prematurely remove that frontal lobe I was talking about. Probably in an attempt to curry my favor.
Well, Kraah, aside from a tendency to mindless violence and a slight bit of forgetfulness, there are some perks to being an Attack Zombie. Primarily the dental plan. An Attack Zombie needs good strong teeth, and the dental plan ensures this. Additionally, there is paid vacation time (with the caveat that you spend it in Raccoon City...a great tourist destination known for its cosmopolitan cuisine).
It's unfortunate that the lobotomy caused you to destroy Sweden before the bikini team could be evacuated. Luckily, I have genetic samples of the team members and can clone them at will.